Friday, April 18, 2014

I will not


  • , ever, do a "throwback thursday" thing on facebook
  • say "fuck stupid cancer" as some sort of slacktivist anti-cancer slogan
  • put a mustache on my car, for that matter
  • click on a video described as "amazing," or purporting to "blow me away"
  • ask anyone else to view such a video
  • write haikus
  • , ever, join AARP

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